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Reverend at last — April fools
Roger Glover has been ordained as a Minister in the Eucumenical Church of Pragmatic Absolute, writes our long time contributor who happens to be a member of the church.
When we reached for a comment from Roger himself, he said:
I’m most definitely not quitting music. I’ve been thinking about a second career on the side for a while now. Being a spiritual person all my life, this looked like a natural progression of things for me.
Reverend Glover is now authorized to officiate wedding, baptisms, bar mitzvahs, handfastings, samskaras, and other sacraments. Requests for service bookings are now accepted for a nominal fee plus travel expenses (if applicable).
Thanks to Hubert Jesslilt for the info.
Unauthorized copying, while sometimes necessary, is never as good as the real thing
April Fools, haha
April 1st, 2014 at 00:13Does he do circumcisions April fools
April 1st, 2014 at 00:38Michael Donoghue april fools
April 1st, 2014 at 00:39It doesn’t beat yours, Giorgi, if that is what it was… still waiting for the source but I think you’re pulling the leg for now. 😉 And what’s wrong with being an ordained minister? I’m one myself.
April 1st, 2014 at 00:41I can certify that. I’ll never forget with Larry presided over my wedding ceremony.
April 1st, 2014 at 00:56But sadly Roger becomes a minister two years too late. If Jon was still around, it would be the most requested pair for weddings.
April 1st, 2014 at 01:00Love you,brother
April 1st, 2014 at 01:14And a happy April Fools Day to you , too, Sir! 🙂
April 1st, 2014 at 01:35Being a fan of the band for a while now all i can say is that you could’nt come up w a better april fools joke?…lol
April 1st, 2014 at 02:361 April 2014.
April 1st, 2014 at 05:38Starting today? April 1st?
April 1st, 2014 at 06:59And todays date Is????
April 1st, 2014 at 07:58April 1st comes around quicker as each year passes! Cheers.
April 1st, 2014 at 08:12Lovely!!!
April 1st, 2014 at 08:44🙂
Good 1st of april to everyone…. Good one…
April 1st, 2014 at 09:13Long live DP and april fools day.
Lemme guess….the annual The Highway Star April Fool’s hijinks ??
April 1st, 2014 at 09:21Umm, What day is it?
April 1st, 2014 at 09:25Pffffff… I really ran into the trap.
Searched on Google and all this.
Didn’t think of which day it is…
GREAT ONE! =)))
April 1st, 2014 at 09:37Wow. Instead of a meet and greet give away…now the band can run a contest to get married with Deep Purple and charge $300 bucks for the privilege…minus flowers, tips and rings.
Happy April Fools Day!
April 1st, 2014 at 09:47Kind of weak April fools joke. The idea is to come up with something that might be believable. This is not close.
April 1st, 2014 at 10:21Who you trying to kid.. April fool
April 1st, 2014 at 10:23that would be an ecumenical matter….
April 1st, 2014 at 10:32ps “april part one” ? b-side of “hallelujah”….
April 1st, 2014 at 10:33Nice April fool joke)
April 1st, 2014 at 10:41Lol haha nice one, if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s the first of april today, i might have believed this ;-).
Chears!!!,
Thunderhawk.
April 1st, 2014 at 10:53What a great news this is! Being a spiritual person myself, I warmly congratulate my fellow minister Glover for his spiritual journey from the dark alleys of rock’n’roll to this holy mission.
On behalf of the Eucumenical Church of Absolute Vodka, ÜberMinister Rajaseutu from Finland
April 1st, 2014 at 11:00Hey, It really is the 91st day of the year!
April 1st, 2014 at 11:17Happy April you “Fools”
Fish is all,
April 1st, 2014 at 11:37Fish is all,
Fish is all at the Anchovy’s Bone
Reverend of his Low E string on his bass you mean!! Smoke on the water!!
April 1st, 2014 at 13:42http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eRTQnSzoUI
April 1st, 2014 at 14:20http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se8srYEdi2I
April 1st, 2014 at 14:20😉
April 1st, 2014 at 14:20Good One. Nice and subtle.
Man, I actually was sucked into believing this one. Totally forgot about the date (I’m Retired). Here I was all excited to be seeing Roger in Biloxi in August and asking him to renew our Vows. He’d probably do it anyway, ordained or not. And he’ll supply the Heineken….. LOL.
!Ch-BeerZ?
April 1st, 2014 at 14:36Smoke on the APRIL a reverent in the sky…..
April 1st, 2014 at 18:52Roger — Brother, I should c U in your house in Welsh mountains.:)
April 1st, 2014 at 23:27